Hang Tough

James : When I was eight years  old. We were playing hide and seek. I went to the top of the house and hid in a cupboard. I was really annoyed that she caught me. I was quite nasty to my sister when we were younger, not any more. She said  ”Aha, you’ve caught me — I’ve caught you.” I said no, What you’ve found is James’s spirt. James is dead. James died and I’m his spirit. I’m here to tell you that you haven’t found me.” Anyway, she ran away crying. I know, you must boo. She ran down  stairs and told my grandmother that James was dead. My grandmother came upstairs really upset. She saw me standing at the top of the stairs with a grin on my face. She took her high heeled shoe off and threw it at me and started calling me…Yeah, I was in deep shit for quite a while after that.

(via zevons)